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FINSCAR: By decree of th' seas, i have to tell ya th' rulesFINSCAR: This 'eres a drinkin' match FINSCAR: You take a swig o' me special brew each time ya lose a roundSNAKE: SS0undss ss1mple en0ugh FINSCAR: Careful though, lad...
This stuff can put a whale flat on its arse in 3 swigs
FINSCAR: So, if ya lose three times then its game overFINSCAR: Also polite t' let the challengee go first so ill be startin' SNAKE: SS0 what'ss the catch?FINSCAR: Ya retorts gotta rhyme and they gotta hurt FINSCAR: Th' crowd can smell a weak jab so dont disappoint 'em FINSCAR: Well, ya better be ready for 'n ol' fashioned sailors grillin'SNAKE: 1 ssee a f1ssh f1t f0r that menu!

START

FINSCAR: Hah! Yer not even worth walkin th' plank!

START

Frank

Bank

SNAKE: Y0U werern't even w0rth gett1ng 0ut 0f bed f0r, t0 be frank!

SNAKE: Oh yeah? Well watch me... um... uh... make bank?

FINSCAR: Whats with yer ears, tryna be a radio?

Torso

Tempo

SNAKE: Well Unl1ke y0u, 1'll have g00d temp0!

SNAKE: At leasst they're ... umm... near my... uh torss0?

FINSCAR: Aye, to ya lusus, ya nothin but a woe!

Yo-ho-ho

Low

SNAKE: T00 bad y0ur lussuss w1ll alwayss be a y0-h0-H0E!

SNAKE: You will uh... always be that ... low?

FINSCAR: Ya call yerself a pirate? Ya couldnt even lift 'n anchor!

Tanker

Wanker

SNAKE: At leasst when 1 d0, unl1ke y0u, 1 w0n't l00k l1ke a wanker!

SNAKE: You err... would look better on a... tanker??

FINSCAR: Aye, ill give it to ya lad... Ya got a wit as sharp as me sword! FINSCAR: ... Now... wheres me... spewin tub...SNAKE: 0h yeah! 1 sst1ll g0t 1t! 1 ssh0uld have wagered f0r 0ne 0f h1ss fancy r1ngss t00...

Retry?

FINSCAR: Yer arms are no bigger than th' fleas i 'ave met.

Vet

Net

SNAKE: SS0 that'ss why y0u're sscratch1ng, y0u ssh0uld ssee a vet!

SNAKE: Maybe y0u ssh0uld.. uh.. catch them... 1n a net?

FINSCAR: Ya outfit looks like it belongs on a bilge rat!

That

Fat

SNAKE: Y0ur matesspr1t would be hurt t0 hear y0u talk about their w0rk l1ke that!

SNAKE: At leasst m1ne d0essnt l00k uh... fat?

FINSCAR: Ye'll never stand upon yer own poop deck, ya lousy landlubberin' halfwit!

Shit

Pit

SNAKE: I bet y0ur p00p deck ssmellss l1ke a p1le 0f ssh1t!

SNAKE: Your'ss w1ll pr0bably... l00k l1ke... uh... a p1t?

SNAKE: N0 m0re... 1 d0nt th1nk 1 can take anym0re... 1 can barely ssee the fl00r...SNAKE:What the hell 1ss 1n that sstuf anyway...?FINSCAR: Hah! I knew ye couldnt handle th' heat! Ye will make a lovely addition t' me cargo!

Retry?

FINSCAR: Somethin' in front o' me smells like rottin' death!

Breath

Wrath

SNAKE: 0h, that'ss jusst y0ur f1ssh-breath!

SNAKE: That'ss the... ssmell... 0f wrath? Guh, that d0essn't even rhyme!

FINSCAR: Aye, yer nothin' but a picaroon!

Monsoon

Baboon

SNAKE: Well all 1 ssee 1ss a b1g bab00n!

SNAKE: Well y0u better watch 0ut f0r that... um... m0ns00n?