FINSCAR: Hah! Yer not even worth walkin th' plank!
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Frank
Bank
SNAKE: Y0U werern't even w0rth gett1ng 0ut 0f bed f0r, t0 be frank!
SNAKE: Oh yeah? Well watch me... um... uh... make bank?
FINSCAR: Whats with yer ears, tryna be a radio?
Torso
Tempo
SNAKE: Well Unl1ke y0u, 1'll have g00d temp0!
SNAKE: At leasst they're ... umm... near my... uh torss0?
FINSCAR: Aye, to ya lusus, ya nothin but a woe!
Yo-ho-ho
Low
SNAKE: T00 bad y0ur lussuss w1ll alwayss be a y0-h0-H0E!
SNAKE: You will uh... always be that ... low?
FINSCAR: Ya call yerself a pirate? Ya couldnt even lift 'n anchor!
Tanker
Wanker
SNAKE: At leasst when 1 d0, unl1ke y0u, 1 w0n't l00k l1ke a wanker!
SNAKE: You err... would look better on a... tanker??
FINSCAR: Yer arms are no bigger than th' fleas i 'ave met.
Vet
Net
SNAKE: SS0 that'ss why y0u're sscratch1ng, y0u ssh0uld ssee a vet!
SNAKE: Maybe y0u ssh0uld.. uh.. catch them... 1n a net?
FINSCAR: Ya outfit looks like it belongs on a bilge rat!
That
Fat
SNAKE: Y0ur matesspr1t would be hurt t0 hear y0u talk about their w0rk l1ke that!
SNAKE: At leasst m1ne d0essnt l00k uh... fat?
FINSCAR: Ye'll never stand upon yer own poop deck, ya lousy landlubberin' halfwit!
Shit
Pit
SNAKE: I bet y0ur p00p deck ssmellss l1ke a p1le 0f ssh1t!
SNAKE: Your'ss w1ll pr0bably... l00k l1ke... uh... a p1t?
FINSCAR: Somethin' in front o' me smells like rottin' death!
Breath
Wrath
SNAKE: 0h, that'ss jusst y0ur f1ssh-breath!
SNAKE: That'ss the... ssmell... 0f wrath? Guh, that d0essn't even rhyme!
FINSCAR: Aye, yer nothin' but a picaroon!
Monsoon
Baboon
SNAKE: Well all 1 ssee 1ss a b1g bab00n!
SNAKE: Well y0u better watch 0ut f0r that... um... m0ns00n?